it’s kinda fucked up that funerals cost so much like not only is your loved one dead but now you’re in debt
accidentally opening a program that takes a long time to open so you have to wait twenty seconds to close it
yeah good grades are cool and all but have you ever had a good night sleep
There are some automatic toilets that need 2 chill the fuck out
I don’t have the patients to be a doctor
that boy u called white??? ya he’s 10% cherokee on his mom’s cousin’s side of the family. think before u speak.
“If you don’t reblog this, I’m judging you.”
when someone barge in u room as u singin n dancin
[walks around with an entire big mac in my mouth but never actually biting down] It’s a metaphor, see: you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you don’t give it the power to do its killing.
"hello 911 i’d like to report a murder in th-" "haha, wow you’re a little snitch. hold on a sec. HEY DAVE, CHECK OUT THIS FUCKIN SNITCH ON LINE THREE"