despairnaegami:

personasanta:

does anybody else think tired and sleepy mean two totally different things

sleepy is cute and dozing off and happy but tired is 10 cups of coffee and murder

swagbat:

i want to meet him

taco-bell-rey:

People that still tell “women in the kitchen” jokes

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halogenic:

have you ever had a dream that was so vivid it stuck with you in the back of your mind for years?

rneerkat:

an sentence like this makes me feel uncomfortable

deersatan:

accidentally stuttering while saying your snarky comeback

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chuabaka:

textpostsandcats:

being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you

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