littlestpetdjpinkie:

When people with bad grammar try to insult you like

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urfriendlyneighborhoodatheist:

shake.
that.
ass for me.
shake that ass for me.

urfriendlyneighborhoodatheist:

shake.

that.

ass for me.

shake that ass for me.

officialtnt:

some lame nerd: neopets sucks

me: image

lame nerd: holy shit

oakynymph:

do we panic now

oakynymph:

do we panic now

gvnkin:

botanize:

one more sandwich story when i was six my mum made me ham sandwiches and my friend had skin that was the same colour as ham and i’d feel bad eating it because it felt like i was eating her and i’d always leave over my sandwiches and my mum asked why and i was too embarassed to tell her the real reason so i told her i was vegetarian like my dad and to make that lie consistent ive been vegetarian for the past  almost 13 years 

Jesus Christ

nudqe:

"white people can’t danc-"

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"white people can’t twer-"

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oreosvevo:

when you get caught taking food without permission

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fukkkres:

mom: what did you get me for mother’s day

me:

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