When people with bad grammar try to insult you like
ass for me.
shake that ass for me.
some lame nerd: neopets sucks
lame nerd: holy shit
do we panic now
one more sandwich story when i was six my mum made me ham sandwiches and my friend had skin that was the same colour as ham and i’d feel bad eating it because it felt like i was eating her and i’d always leave over my sandwiches and my mum asked why and i was too embarassed to tell her the real reason so i told her i was vegetarian like my dad and to make that lie consistent ive been vegetarian for the past almost 13 years
"white people can’t danc-"
"white people can’t twer-"
when you get caught taking food without permission
mom: what did you get me for mother’s day