mishakoalins:

A default ring tone is heard. 100 moms look at their purses.

rumpelstiltskln:

Tiara and Austin learn how funny numbers can be

tastefullyoffensive:

[mictwitty]

heckn:

WHEN YOU SEE MY FACE HOPE IT GIVES YOU   heck

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

you wanna fight? alright let’s take this outside! the stars are so bright tonight. the moon looks so nice. hold my hand

times-like-these7:

sorelatable:

If your name is on one of these I just wanna let you know your parents are basic bitches with no creativity

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Sounds like someone’s sad they couldn’t find their name on a coke bottle

stfu Michael

elsarendelle:

IVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR ABOUT 10 YEARS